I'm a bad, bad girl.
Pee pee found on guest bed at approximately 8pm. Soaked through 3 layers of covers plus two pillows. Suspect found running from crime scene with guilty look on face and ears on alert. All indications point to crime being committed sometime between 5 and 6pm. Due to pug ban on all bedrooms unless under supervision, suspect #2 is Daddy. Door to guest bedroom/office is known to be left open by suspect#2.
If convicted, this pug is heading to the pen! Well, at least for 5 minutes while we strip the bed.
-UIU (Urine Investigation Unit)
10 comments:
I would take Paws DNA. You know he's guilty.
Benny & Lily
'Dis is too funnies!! I's agree wit Benny and Lily!! I'd blame the Daddy for sure on 'dis ones!!
SNORTS!!
Loves,
Izzy, Josie &
Anakin Man
Well DUUUHHH...of COURSE it was daddy!!!!
It's a well known fact that male hoomans will pee ANYWHERE they feel like it. I think they're marking their territory (hmmm...is the SHOWER and toilet seat considered TERRITORY?)
Good luck!
Love,
S-Dog (and Laura)
Pee S. We replied to your question about Sassy the prego pug just below your post on our bloggie!
I'm with S-Dog!!! It had to be the daddy!!! Boys are notorious markers!! The pug would never pee on the bed!! EVER!!! We've got your back Coco!!
~Hugs~
Lilo
hehehe! Coco! YOU ARE INNOCENT!!!!!!!
I believe you!!!!!
BOL!!! This is so funny! Good luck Coco...we hope the DNA turns out to be a racoon or something!
Uh oh! That's one guilty looking puggie!
Ruh roh! Does sweet baby face usually pee pee on the pillows? If not, momma says make sure her va jay jay feels okay before she's thrown in the clink. One time Betty tinkled on the rug to tell momma her va jay jay needed lookin' at. Turned out she had an infection in her pee pee. She took some pills and was fine.
Hugs and kisses,
Stella, Gunther and Betty
Hail, my sister, O'Mally, pees ever' dang time she falls asleep!!!
'Cept she's old. Whut's yer DAD's excuse?!?!
Coco's mom here. I do worry constantly about tutu infections, but it seems to be a trend that Coco has a special love of letting it fly on anything with fabric.
DNA confirms Coco is guilty as charged!
Daddy is also convicted of first degree sprinkle tinkle on toilet seat. I could swear I have a 3 year old in the house sometimes.
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