Kitty - 6 year old Boston, Coco - 4 year old Pug

AKA - Kit Kat, Kitty Monster, Scaredy Kitty, Kitty Girl, Kitty Boo, Missy Moo Moo, Lean and Mean. Co Pouf, Curious Coco, Black Velvet, Stinky Butt, Little Missy , Crazy Co, Chunker Pug, Co-Mo-Jo.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Trick or Treat..Smell My Cornchip Feets.

This is as good as it gets Mom.
No, we're not constipated. We are just OVER this photo shoot.
Did someone say candy corn????
Thanks Auntie Tina for our oh-so festive collars. Remind me to leave you a steamy poop next time we visit.
Time for a nap. Can't keep my bug eyes open.
Hope all of you pups had a fun and safe night NOT dressed in any ridonkulus costume.

Kitty and Coco

Monday, October 24, 2011

I Believe I'll Have a bite of that..

Holy Apples this is good!
Um Bosco..You can't swallow the whole thing. Easy killer.
I like the tiny bit of caramel at the top.
The sharks are circling! Back away now before anyone gets hurt.

W-O-W. Apple trance.
**Chomp Chomp***

We were only allowed to chew the fleshy part. Too bad mom was stingy and ate the good caramel off first. Rude.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Kitty is NOT a Morning Dog..

Mom here. Know what I hear as I'm getting ready early this morning? That would be a dog fight. Now don't get excited, no one got hurt, but it was a clash of the titans to be sure. What a way to start the day. Good grief.

From the bathroom, I hear........

Coco: Urf, rahr, grr...Pawing Kitty, deep under the covers saying "Sister you are such a bed hog, let me in and snuggle with your brindle butt".

Kitty: (angry warning barks) RARR, Rarrh, Grrrr..rrrrrrrrrrrrr, saying "Dang it, I'm sleeping and you are about to get it! Go away".

Coco proceeds to Level 2: Jumping on top of Kitty repeatedly like a spaz to draw her out.

Kitty: RARRRRRRHHHH, RUFF, RUFF, GRRRRRRRRRRR (major ugly face), saying "That is it!! I'm opening a can of Whoop A on you. You better run and hide behind Momma you little smush face."

Next thing I hear is a tumble of bodies on the bed. WWE Smackdown style. In Kitty's defense, Coco had pushed her too far. We all know Kitty isn't a morning dog. In Coco's defense, Kitty shouldn't be such a bed hog grouch. Coco ended up retreating to the dog bed on the couch.

Kitty=1, Coco=0

Who out there is a morning dog or not?? Just curious.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Can We Go, Are We There Yet, Wait a Minute....

We pretty much pitched a fit to go with Mom and Dad this morning.
I mean, come on, it is Saturday and that means Farmer's Market or some fun activity. We are the center of their world, so this shouldn't be too much to ask. I'm sure you all can relate.
Kitty...I have a baaaaaad feeling about this. What if they are taking us for a butticure????!!!????
Cue music: Wah wahhh wahhhhhhhhhhh.... I am NOT happy.

Relax. She is either trying to placate us, or we are going out for ice cream.
Guess it doesn't matter much seeing as how we are strapped into our seats.
La la la la la...Makes no difference to me. You are the one with butt stink Coco.
Kitty, we have been had. I KNEW it was a butticure! This stinks...literally. Now my butt will smell like pear blossom for the rest of the day. Great. Sure hope you pups had a better Saturday than me!

Monday, October 10, 2011

I think I have a Problem..

Mom caught me again with my bully stick cigar.
Don't try this at home kids.

Kitty says I need an intervention.
OOoooh yeah, that is goooooooooooooood.

Off to bask in the bully stick fix glow...

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Almost Wordless Wednesday - Hot Dogs

Literally and figuratively. I'll take 18 with ketchup. Thanks Dad.