I'm a bad, bad girl.
Pee pee found on guest bed at approximately 8pm. Soaked through 3 layers of covers plus two pillows. Suspect found running from crime scene with guilty look on face and ears on alert. All indications point to crime being committed sometime between 5 and 6pm. Due to pug ban on all bedrooms unless under supervision, suspect #2 is Daddy. Door to guest bedroom/office is known to be left open by suspect#2.
If convicted, this pug is heading to the pen! Well, at least for 5 minutes while we strip the bed.
-UIU (Urine Investigation Unit)