Gone to PetSmart....

I have a hankering for a new toy. PETSMART PETSMART PETSMART! (hear the chanting). Get a move on Mom!!

How smart of them to put a fine specimen of a dog on the cover. What a cute mug.. It is sooo hard to pose for these dang pics when there are so many things to smell and see.
Hmm..What are you in the mood for Coco? Lamb and Rice maybe?

Remember, mom has made us save our twinkie monies for these outfits. I'll watch out for her so grab that bikini before she sees. Yellow would look fab on you Coco!

We even made a new furiend named Del. It is his his 6th birthday today! He was a BIG boy, and I am talking like 15 pounds heavier that me. Wierd. Guess I am just fit and trim, what can I say. I did give him some birthday sugars, you know, since I am just nice like that. Wanted to give the good fellow a present and all.

Now demand your pawrents to take you shopping.

Sighs,
Kitty (and Coco)

Lord of the Flies

I crown you henceforth Kittyus Maximus Lord of the Flies.

The momma here. The daddy was working from home last week, and heard the annoying buzzing sound of a fly.
We all know that Kitty has a peculiar set of Boston ears. Hers looks as if they were trying to stand up straight, but just got lazy and flipped back right on the tips. The interesting thing is that we have seen her make them stand straight, but she purposely flips the tips back. Maybe she can hear better with them like that, who knows. Her poor ears are always getting attacked by the many insects of an Alabama summer.
Anyway, Coco is the official bug chaser/killer of the house, but the fly started to pick on Kitty and buzz her ears relentlessly. She started to get annoyed. Well, all of the sudden, Kitty leaps into action and killed that little flying bastard! In true fashion, of course she didn't eat it. She would NEVER eat such an icky thing.

Surrender that Cookie

For all of you doubters out there, take a good look at the real tear in my eye! I can turn on the water works any time I want. The tears will actually fall and hit the floor if I try really hard.

Action shot..

YUMMY. Paleeeese let me have it!

As usual, I am perfectly still and minding my manners. Coco can't take it and goes in for the kill.

Hey there mom, we are going to need that cookie right now. Thanks.
Sighs,
Kitty (and Coco)

"Spa Day (Torture Day)"

Mom is in charge of the washing, Dad is in charge of the drying. Hahaha, Coco poufs out and gets called Coco Puff after the towel dry.

Mom making me do "Bible Kitty and Pharoah Kitty" characters.

Must root in the dirty towel..

Have to get my face down and roll in it of course.

Mom comes in and starts making a face..Saying something about having the dreaded stinky butt. Those words are never welcome here, because that means a BATH is coming! Good paw almighty, they have tried all sorts of wacky ways of going about this, but ended getting in the shower herself and coralling us so we can't escape. Wet dog+running through the house=Mad Momma.
I had mom fooled into thinking that it was pure torture, but then Coco comes in and flops back in mom's arms like it is nothing. Can you believe that? The little snot gave us away. Now I get flopped on my back too for the belly rinse.
Sighs,
Clean Kitty

Happy Father's Day

Not sure he is in a good position..

Just doing our work. I like to help him by punching random keys with my paws or simply walking across the keyboard.

Daddy telling me that No, I can't jump down and interrupt my Nana's Christmas story time.

We love our Daddy. Once, mom was holding me and we were sitting on the couch. Mom leaned me over towards daddy and said "tell daddy I Love You"..Well, on the You part, as if on cue, I vomited all down his shoulder. He must really love me because he didn't even get mad.
Sighs,
Kitty (and Coco)

Almost Wordless Wednesday..Snoozer

Gotta have our beauty rest. Must be in the big bed too. First class only.

Serving Hard Time

This is my sad face, which I have been perfecting. Notice the slight upturned chin and pinned back ears.

Dad made this and Mom painted it to match the floor. It is attached to the wall on the left side, and rolls out on the right. Sorry to all of you who might get one of these installed as a result of this post. Twinkie, you might just curse me at this point.

Oh, if I could only get to that delicious crumb that I see in there..

How can you stand to see us in prison like this!

You know what they say. You do the time, you have to pay the price. Well we kept "making stains", as Joe Stains would say, in the kitchen. Don't know why, but I just really favor pee pees on the tile floor. Mom kept saying "the kitchen, REALLY????". The woman has locked us out! She had Dad make this gate with his own two hands and now we can't go in there and knock the dish towel down to roll on it, or snark up anything that is inadvertently dropped while cooking. Boo on you mom.

The Good Sister Award goes to Izzy and Josie..

Is this some sort of sick joke the humans play on us??? Laugh it up..we hope you humans step in a good fresh poo. This pic was from my birfday back on Valentine's day.

Hahaha! We match!

Dah dah da dahhhhh...We would like to present both Izzy and Josie over at the Elgin house with the Good Sister Award!!!
You girls sure deserve it. Anakin has been hogging the attention for sure, but we thinks you have been good girls to let him have the spotlight (boys are big ol' babies when they get sick! Am I right ladies?). I mean really, the fact that you have put Wrestlemania on hold deserves lots of treats. Your Momma prolly deserves a nice treat too for her pee-wee holding during Anakin's bathroom trips. Just saying.

Here's to you.
Kitty and Coco your Sunflower Sistas fur life

Mani's and Pedi's All Around

Holy Smokes look at those raptor claws! Dang mom, you have really slacked on the nails.

This is not a photo-op, this is really how I do it.

Mom says she feels like she has wrestled alligators after cutting/sanding our nails. Whew. I even gave her attitude, when I am normally very compliant. I was tired and just so over it. Mom doesn't just give us the ol' nail clip, she insists on clipping and then SANDING them down with a big emery board. UGH!!!! Over the years I have learned not to fight her on it or it will just take longer, but Coco has yet to figure this out. She Kicks, Squirms, Jerks and gives mom hell. Way to go Coco! I can't do that because I am a scaredy Kitty.
Three questions: Do most all pugs hate for their feets to be touched?
Do your pawrents cut your nails or do you go to the spa?
Do you spaz out when getting your nails done?
Just curious,
Kitty

Pearly Poo's Quiz Answers

Thank you Pearl for thinking of this. It is so much fun! We feel like we know you already.

THE BASICS

1.) Name and Age: Kitty Kat- age 4. Coco Pugsley- age 1.



2.) Breed: Boston Terror and Pug (old people have to make sure they say "Chinese" Pug, I kinda think it is a given).



3.) Nickname(s): Kit Kat, Monster Kitty, Kitty Girl, Crazy Kitty, Missy Moo. Curious Coco, Black Velvet, also Missy Moo, Stinky Butt, Coco Puff..the list goes on. Sometimes mom has some not so nice nicknames for us when we do bad stuff.



4.) Where'd ya come from? Please don't hate us..we didn't come from a rescue organization. We came from breeders who actually did take good care of us. Believe it or not, we have been perfectly healthy, however, mom is much more in the know about rescue's the next time around thanks to bloggies! Our pawrents just stumbled upon both of us and left with a new baby.



FAVORITES

1.) Toy: Kitty - RED ROLEY BALL! Nylabones all the way. Mom only lets me have it when company is over b/c I become obsessed. Black Kong for durable chewers (named King Kong). Coco - any of Kitty's toys, but I likes a rope with spearmint flossies in it too. Like Pearl, I will go find the toy mom tells me too. I am a genius.



2.) Snack: What isn't a snack? Love Vitalife's Chicken covered rawhide bones and Banana chips with dried chicken wrapped around it! Coco likes spider webs as a snack sometimes.



3.) Human person: Kitty - My Mommy. Coco - My Daddy. Mom says I am just like her (neat, sassy and expressive), and Coco is just like Daddy (messy but happy-go-lucky). Go figure.



FUNNY STUFF

1.) Worst habit: Eating things we shouldn't (hello Anakin), and sneak pooing/peeing knowing that we shouldn't.



2.) Most embarrassing moment: Momma coming home to see Dad having to "facilitate" the removal of rope from my butt. Sorry folks, but that is the truth. And no, I haven't learned my lesson. Oh the shame!!!!!



3.) Family dynamic (this is a question for those of you with more than one animal in the house. i.e. who is alpha? who is the cuddler? who is the naughty one? etc. I just want to know how you fit into the family!) Kitty - Alpha, Miss Attitude, and generally quick to say I am sorry if in trouble. Coco - the cuddler for sure, follows Kitty and us everywhere (literally right under your feet), but also the instigator of all bitey-face action.



4.) Your humans' FAVORITE thing about you!: Mom says that her favorite thing about me is my honesty. You can see what I am feeling with a simple look at my face. I also let her pet my ears endlessly, even when it gets on my nerves. Her favorite thing about Coco is her ability to enjoy life. What a great example she is. Coco is fearless and stubborn, which makes mom love her even more.

Just another night in front of the boob tube..

We love to watch us some Criminal Minds. OH yeah Hodge! You can arrest us anytime.

Pug Under Suspicion..

Who Me???

I'm a bad, bad girl.

Pee pee found on guest bed at approximately 8pm. Soaked through 3 layers of covers plus two pillows. Suspect found running from crime scene with guilty look on face and ears on alert. All indications point to crime being committed sometime between 5 and 6pm. Due to pug ban on all bedrooms unless under supervision, suspect #2 is Daddy. Door to guest bedroom/office is known to be left open by suspect#2.
If convicted, this pug is heading to the pen! Well, at least for 5 minutes while we strip the bed.
-UIU (Urine Investigation Unit)

What is wrong with this picture?

Coco has a bit of confusion about which places are appropriate to stand/walk on, and which are not. I am pretty sure she sees no difference between the couch and a coffee table. She is claiming the whole "I'm a baby pug and I don't know that it is wrong", but Mom knows better! Those face wrinkles do a Jedi-mind trick on you to laugh instead of scold I swear.

Story Time with Kitty

This is a story about the time I met a real kitty. As in feline. Daddy was taking me for a walk back when we lived in the apartments. I was a young eight months old at the time, and all of the sudden a cat came upon us.
At first we didn't see one another, and then we met suddenly. There was a moment that time stood still as we surveyed one another. Then.....POW!!!!!! It was as if there was a fur explosion and we ran in opposite directions as fast as our legs would carry us. We never touched, but it scared the BUGEESUS out of me and my little tiny collar popped off of my neck and sent my ID tag flying, never to be found again. Pant, pant, pant. I thinks I had a doggy panic attack and dad had to chase me down.
This is how the nickname of "Scaredy Kitty" was given to me.
Thanks for listening,
Kitty

To Hank and Molly O'Mally

Can't get this image to turn the right way. Sorry, we are new to this. Anyway, it is a Pabst shirt!

Cheers to you good buddy

Oh my dog, Mom and Dad went to meet their friends for a movie, and Dad's friend Mark had this shirt on!! We had to take a pic just for you Hank! Sorry for the amount of exclamation marks there, but it was necessary. Yep, said he got it out of an old man's closet. Too funny. Mom told him that she knows a certain Pug that loves him so PBR.
Sighs (Kitty), and Snorts (Coco)

Sharing Sucks..

This is what I think of your stupid party hat! Gurrrgh..

Mom says I have to learn to share. This after I gave Coco a beatdown for taking my new ball. Cue squinty eye. She also says that I had the look of hate in my eyes when I had to wear a party hat for my birthday yesterday. Judge for yourself.