
This hat ate my ears. And there is some sort of weird laser coming out of my nose.

IT-IS-PULLING-MY-FACE-BACK.... Great alternative to Botox.

These straps are way too tight! It is squeezing my goozle.

I refuse to look at the camera for one more instant. Nope. Take a look at the embarrassment on Kitty's face. Ridiculous.

Dear Santa..I would love to be able to look in the same direction with BOTH of my eyes for Christmas. Thanks.

Hooty-friggin-hoo. Merry Christmas. This is absolutely the best pic you are getting mom!