Kitty - 6 year old Boston, Coco - 4 year old Pug

AKA - Kit Kat, Kitty Monster, Scaredy Kitty, Kitty Girl, Kitty Boo, Missy Moo Moo, Lean and Mean. Co Pouf, Curious Coco, Black Velvet, Stinky Butt, Little Missy , Crazy Co, Chunker Pug, Co-Mo-Jo.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Mango Minster 2011 - I'm a BAAAAD Girl

I, Kitty, am entering the Bad Sport category. I also qualify for the Diva category, but that is beside the point. Mom says I generally have a bad attitude about things (everything) such as oh, seeing my evil cousins (and making sure to bully them the entire time), taking Christmas photos, feeling a single rain drop on my furs (in which case I will find a nice spot in the kitchen to leave my contribution), and greeting the neighbors (I do a hiding/barking routine that ensures Mom can't hear one word that is said).

Good God Coco, you STINK!!! Just for that, I will knock you off of the couch.
Anyway, here are the qualifying questions:

Bad Sports
Is every toy, bone, or bed on your estate YOURS whether you are using it or not?
In a word, YES. Coco only gets to snuggle up when I decide she can. Sometimes I shut her out completely as the second picture demonstrates.
Any toy she has is subject to my taking it. I force her to go fetch my toys by "acting" like I want it. When she returns I simply rip it out of her mouth while she watches helplessly.

Do you bully the other fur kids in your pack?

Yup, uh huh. She better recognize!I even bully ceramic salt shakers that are trying to give me the business.
Even Dad gets bullied. I want that treat and I mean right now.

Do you hide foodables in your mouth even if you don't like them just so nobody else can have them?
Don't really hide them, but openly display for all to see. I dare them to take it. The humans for some reason won't eat something after I have cleverly licked the plate. Bwahaha.

Are all your stuffies beheaded or disemboweled?
I can rip a stuffie open quicker than Coco can gobble up some poo. That is fast, folks. Can't even have them now because mom the joykiller says I will choke. Plus there was that time I poo'd out a stufy ear..

Do you already have a plan in place to bribe the bad sport judge or to stuff the reader's choice ballet box?
Of course not. I really had no intention of sending you this HUGE, tasty, mouth-watering bone we picked out.

In the absence of medical issues, are your potty habits still, ahem, relaxed?
Well, if you keep a girl waiting, there will be a price to pay. RIP aloe plant. How about a trip to Lake "Uron" mom?

When your humans say, "come" do you just stare at them waiting for them to prove they have noms?
That would be a yes, and it has better not be some little dry biscuit either. I won't get off the couch for less than a bacon treat. I also make sure to give them a great view of my butt. It seems to drive the point home.

Thanks Mango Man!


Nicole said...

LOL! Love this post, I have to show it to my Fiance when I get home. :)

Mack said...

Oh Kitty-girl,
You and I have SOOOO much in common!! I don't see how you COULDN'T win paws down!!


AFSocksScylla said...

U certainly do seem bad. We are very impressed.

Benny and Lily said...

Bol...looks like you qualify
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Kitty, you seem well qualified for the category you have chosen to enter. And of course there are the extra points just for being a Boston Terrorist. Good luck!

Jed & Abby

BRUTUS said...

Hey, this all sounds pretty familiar, Kitty! A girl after my own heart. Better not beat me, though (oops, that's just the bad sport in me coming out I guess). Perhaps we could team up & just do some butt-kicking in general!

Brutus the Frenchie

Hank said...

Wow, Kitty, honey......yer a force tuh be reckoned with I tell ya what!

PEE S: I like that "uncle" pitcher!

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahaha...I don't thinks dis qua;lifies as a bad sport...more like EVIL GENIOUS and I looooooves it. We has sooooo much in common! Oh me, I giggled da entire way through dis post.


Kitty+Coco said...

Thanks guys for your support of my Bad Sport/EvilGenius title. There is some fierce competition, but it was just nice to be included (yeah right, mom made me say that. I want to WIN).

Brutus - I'm up for an oh-so-cute sibling butt kicking anytime!

mayziegal said...

Oh, yes! You are very much a bad sport! And I mean that in the bestest way, of course. Are you sure you're not a REAL kitteh in a doggie costume? Cuz take it from me, kittehs can be some of the baddest sports around.

Wiggles & Wags,

mayziegal said... word verify thingie was "calico."

Jennifer said...

Good Luck Kitty !!