Thanks for Embarrassing us at Petco

WHAT THE PUG??!!! Does this look like a happy face to you?? NO!!!! I'm not friggin Count Pugula.
Mom saw these cones of shame and decided we had to try them on. Her excuse was to make sure she had our sizes just in case. Give me a break!
Kitty didn't seem to care so much, as she had her sights set on a toy up ahead.
Petco. Where embarrassed pets go.
We were stylin' and profilin' in case we saw a fine man specimen.
I'm in no mood for reading today. Get a move on towards the treats kiosk.
Kitty, has mom lost her mind? That bully stick is like, Great Dane size.
MUST. HAVE. THOSE.
While we're here, might as well get some glamour shots. Wonder if they have a little lip gloss I could borrow..
Oh boy, check out that pit bully over there. He can jump up about five feet in the air!

Time to load up and head out.

Mom's Paintings

Had a comment the other day by the Elgin gang asking to show our mom's paintings. Here you go! These are mainly paintings done over the Christmas holidays this year.
This is Lulu the French Mastiff. Her is snoozing. She claims she doesn't snore, but I beg to differ.
Sorry guys, we cannot get the picture to turn right. Anyway, this is Sidney the Weimaraner.
He is a happy customer and all around nice guy. He has beeyoootiful blue eyes.
Elby the pit bull/dalmation mix. He's an older fellow.
Buddy the lab.
Molly the...well...she is a very cute mix.
Her brother Sam..also a mix..
Mom did this especially for her mom (Nana to me). He is a Coon dog!
He is painted in black and white in case you are wondering.


Last but not least, ME!!!! Mom really captured my buggy eyes and turned back ears (aka antennae).
Ok, guess I had better show Coco's painting also. Cute little bugger.

Anyway, hope you have enjoyed the show. Visit her Etsy page for more and to order one fur yourself. Score a mini 4x5" custom painting for $25 total with shipping. If you are not into Etsy, email kittypluscocoATgmailDOTcom. The Etsy page is about to get overhauled, so stay tuned for new stuff.
Thanks guys!

Pee.S - Should we do a side bar with our Etsy site up there?

My Best Friend

While Kitty IS a Bad Sport, she is also my sister.
She kinda just tolerates me piling on top of her (mom makes her be nice whether she likes it or not).
Doesn't bother me though! I love her grumpy old brindle butt anyway :) I also love to bitey her ankles and purposely annoy her, hehe. What else are sisters for? You thought this post was only going to be sugar sweet didn't you?

Mango Minster 2011 - I'm a BAAAAD Girl

I, Kitty, am entering the Bad Sport category. I also qualify for the Diva category, but that is beside the point. Mom says I generally have a bad attitude about things (everything) such as oh, seeing my evil cousins (and making sure to bully them the entire time), taking Christmas photos, feeling a single rain drop on my furs (in which case I will find a nice spot in the kitchen to leave my contribution), and greeting the neighbors (I do a hiding/barking routine that ensures Mom can't hear one word that is said).

Good God Coco, you STINK!!! Just for that, I will knock you off of the couch.
Anyway, here are the qualifying questions:

Bad Sports

Is every toy, bone, or bed on your estate YOURS whether you are using it or not?
In a word, YES. Coco only gets to snuggle up when I decide she can. Sometimes I shut her out completely as the second picture demonstrates.
Any toy she has is subject to my taking it. I force her to go fetch my toys by "acting" like I want it. When she returns I simply rip it out of her mouth while she watches helplessly.

Do you bully the other fur kids in your pack?

Yup, uh huh. She better recognize!I even bully ceramic salt shakers that are trying to give me the business.
Even Dad gets bullied. I want that treat and I mean right now.

Do you hide foodables in your mouth even if you don't like them just so nobody else can have them?
Don't really hide them, but openly display for all to see. I dare them to take it. The humans for some reason won't eat something after I have cleverly licked the plate. Bwahaha.

Are all your stuffies beheaded or disemboweled?
I can rip a stuffie open quicker than Coco can gobble up some poo. That is fast, folks. Can't even have them now because mom the joykiller says I will choke. Plus there was that time I poo'd out a stufy ear..

Do you already have a plan in place to bribe the bad sport judge or to stuff the reader's choice ballet box?
Of course not. I really had no intention of sending you this HUGE, tasty, mouth-watering bone we picked out.

In the absence of medical issues, are your potty habits still, ahem, relaxed?
Well, if you keep a girl waiting, there will be a price to pay. RIP aloe plant. How about a trip to Lake "Uron" mom?

When your humans say, "come" do you just stare at them waiting for them to prove they have noms?

That would be a yes, and it has better not be some little dry biscuit either. I won't get off the couch for less than a bacon treat. I also make sure to give them a great view of my butt. It seems to drive the point home.

Thanks Mango Man!

Huh?? What?? I'm Awake

Sleepy Pug. Not the best angle of me. I take my blogging seriously furiends.
Rock a by Puggie, on the laptop, when it smells bad, it won't really stop. Take me outside, if you can get me up, and then I will surely be, one happy pup.

Let's get a close up of her sawing logs.
More snoring..LOUDLY...
(She pops up at the sound of the TV being turned off). I'm awake!!!!!!! Never mind my ears are folded back. I was just pretending to be asleep, while I was really doing acting research.

Ceramic Poo!!

We have added a few sculptures to our art collection. Eat your heart out MOMA.
Daisy had a contest to win poo. Of course we entered. I am pretty sure Coco prayed us into a victory. She was sorely disappointed when she realized she couldn't eat it. Kitty: What the H? EWWWWWWW. Coco: Oh snap. My lucky day. Mom doesn't usually hold poo for me to eat, but whatever,
I do believe I'll have me a piece.
YESSSS!


Evil eye to you, non-edible ceramic poo.
Thanks Daisy and Dana! We had so much fun with our prize. You really deserve a bag of cheetos for your excellent taste in art.

Thankful Thursday - Auntie Tina's Present

Huh?? You don't expect me to get IN that box for a photo op do you? I thinketh not.
Guess I could check it out. If nothing else, Coco will eat the tissue paper.
I have my bug eye on you mom. Come any closer and I make a steamy poo in the kitchen.
Hmmmm..
MUST-DIG-DEEPER..
Coco! Get over there and pose so mom will leave us alone. Geese with the camera.
CHEESE.

Our Auntie Tina (mom's bestie) got this bin for US, not mom. It had our names on the tag and everything. We plan to store our harnesses, leashes, coats and the big can of pupcorns in there. Auntie Tina is the best. She lets us give her kisses and picks us up for individual attention.