Scene of the crime: Mr. Monkey bed found in an unnatural position on floor beside bed. Don't let his smile fool you, he sustained some serious wounds. I have two suspects in mind.. Poor Sock Monkey. You don 't deserve such treatment.
You have the right to remain motionless. Any crouched posture, ear twitching, or eyebrow scrunching may be used to detect guilt in this court of law. Coco: I will just look over to the left....dooo doo doo doo dooooh... Guilty as charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Misdemeanor of Monkey Bed cruelty. Your accomplis (and mastermind) ratted you out.
Loves us some Daddy. He is the best. He plays a great game of bitey face, gives us good sugars, takes us to lots of fun places, and works hard for our kibble moneys. Mom gets all goo goo eyes seeing us together.
A card from my honey dip Oakley and his bro Swisher (Coco's boy toy). ...Sigh.....Maybe one day we can meet in pawson. He has lovely penmanship. And great taste.. LOVE this. Oak and Swish got us this bag to hold our stuff at events and when we go visit our grandpawrents. Hmmmmm...there is some good stuff in here.. This guy is scented. Smells like cotton candy. Hey Kitty, can you fix my strap? I want to look pretty for Swish. He picked out my dress. CURLY BULLIES!!! My eyes went super googly for the tennis ball. This is my favorite!!! I can't even have them at home because I drive everyone nuts wanting to play. Sorta nervous someone will take it.. Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got to play a great game of fetch by the pool. I'm quick and totally didn't let Bosco or Coco get the ball even once. Neener neener neener. Better get out my chilly pad to cool down. I got lots of other good stuff too, but Oakley and Swisher's pressies were my favorites. Thank you Honey Bun!
Laugh it up all of you bloggers out there...The Party Hat of Shame will find you too. (Sniff sniff). I'm a picky Kitty, but this smells pretty good. Whole wheat/peanut butter/honey cake with cream cheese icing and Carob pup cookies. They look and smell just like oreos! Good golly at the family pics..Mom says smile and act like you are happy if you want your presents! Uh Oh. If you think that is icing on Coco's upper lip you would be wrong. That is bug froth! Gross. She was crunching on some dead cicadas and got busted. I'm TIRED of taking pics. Literally. Can't keep my eyes open. That is my cousin Bosco there at the party with us. Coco and Daddy. Yellow is her color. Cousin Bosco and his Mom (my Grandmom). He is handsome and single, ladies. Dig in! We started out with individual pieces of cake nicely on plates. But then we all converged on the main event. Mmmmm. I need a napkin.
Dang these tongues. If only we could lick DOWN. Don't let our boyfriends see us wif cake on our mouths! Sooo embarrassing.
We will post our gifts separately. Thank you for all of the birthday wishes guys! Anakin, your song had me shaking my booty.
Mom here: Today is my baby Kitty's 5th birthday! I can't help but get all sniffly thinking how quickly time slips by. I am also grateful for every minute I get to spend with my girl, other than when she dutch ovens me in bed or whines for a toy allllll the way under the couch.. Kitty is such an expressive little thing, and graceful and PICKY. She also has the memory of an elephant. She is my heart dog for sure.
I started out my day as any day should be started, with scritchies. Yeah, right there under the collar Dad. Then kindly spend a good amount of time on my belly. Thanks. Cake? This was my banana cake from last year. I always have a special cake and unfortunately a party hat. My party is this weekend at my grandpawrents house with my new cousin Bosco! UUUUUHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Cue the music stopping.
WHAT??? Mom says that eventhough it is my birthday, I have my first Eye Specialist appointment in the morning for my Glaucoma. Well that just took the wind out of my sails.
I have been assured that out of guilt, a total of 24 items were ordered for me and my sis from Best Bully Sticks. Maybe I should milk this for all it is worth........Happy Birthday to Me!
My name is Kitty, but I am not a cat! I am a very sensitive boston terror who loves nothing more than to play with my red roley ball, play bitey-face with my sister, and sleep all the way under the covers.
Hello. Coco here also. I am a young snuggle pug (ok, possibly co-dependent) with a smiley face and attitude to match. I will snark food from your plate with no shame and bite the tender part of my sister's hind leg when she least expects it.