Kitty - 6 year old Boston, Coco - 4 year old Pug

AKA - Kit Kat, Kitty Monster, Scaredy Kitty, Kitty Girl, Kitty Boo, Missy Moo Moo, Lean and Mean. Co Pouf, Curious Coco, Black Velvet, Stinky Butt, Little Missy , Crazy Co, Chunker Pug, Co-Mo-Jo.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Calling all Boys..Valentine Date for Kitty?

Coco at the helm. As you know Valentine's Day is coming up, and I have decided that my sis Kitty needs a date. I am tired of hearing her yammer on about becoming an old maid, so I need ALL INTERESTED BOY DOGS to listen up.
This is a contest! I know there are a million contests going on right now, but Valentine's can't wait folks. All you have to do is leave a comment on this post of what you would do on a Valentine's date with Kitty. This is just a date, not a marriage proposal, so don't you boys be getting commitment-phobia.
This is her sexy pose. Not only will you win a date with Kitty on Sat. night, but you will win two huge cow hooves! Did you hear that? COW HOOVES. Best idea for a date wins.
Just in case you are wondering..
She loves roses (preferably the stuffie kind)..
She has a sock monkey bed and is ready to snuggle (supervised of course)..
She is a model..
Look at that physique. She's been using the gazelle.

Boys, please don't let her end up like this.
Old Maid City.

You have from now until this Sat. (Feb. 12) to enter. The winner will be announced Sat. afternoon. Have fun and be creative. Kitty likes boys of all shapes and sizes.

Thanks, Coco - Best Sister Pug in the World


houndstooth said...

BOL! I'm afraid we don't have any boys here, so we're just going to be sitting back and enjoying watching this contest! I can't wait to see how it turns out.


Hank said...

Kitty, honey.....I might be too much of a geezer fer ya (11.5!), but here's my idea of a nice Valentines date:

(Now, normally I'd suggest we watch a game er a race on the tv, but football's over an' NASCAR's got a couple o' weeks tuh start.)

Anyways.....I'll fly yuh intuh Indy, have a faincy dinner at the Golden Corral, then we'll hit the American Legion fer daincin' an' drinks. I'll even spring fer a fruity girl drink if ya don't like PBR.

Pee S: Um, just MIGHT haftuh be the designated driver.

the teacher's pets said...

Do you think Kitty would appreciate a date with a real live male kitty named Henry? Believe me, Henry is not one of THOSE kitties who is afraid of dogs; in fact, he lives with one dog (a coonhound) and he even visits a King Charles Cavalier named Penny once in awhile soooo...
If Kitty would like the time of her life then Henry would like to arrive at her door with fabric roses in paw, and then they would walk paw in paw down the street until they get to the mall where Henry will take his date into the finest dress shops and tell Kitty to model every dress until she finds the one that suits her. After that, Kitty and Henry will take a cab to a Surf And Turf restaurant (to please both of their natural appetites for steak and fish) and then Henry will lead Kitty to the dance floor where they will dance their paws off. The evening will end with a cab ride to Kitty's house where Henry will give Kitty a respectable peck on the cheek and a pawmise to call her again for another night of romance.

Salinger The Pug said...

Daaaaaang girrrrl! Those buggy eyes and batshit crazy expression of yours ALMOST make me wish I was straight......almost!

Good luck finding your Valentine....although I think Hank would be a nice match for you and it might give him a break from O'Mally and her yammering!

We can't wait to see the results!


Two French Bulldogs said...

Kitty, it's me Benny, chick magnet, muscle man. I love your long legs by the way. On our Valentine date, I will buy you a stuffy rose. Our romantic dinner will begin with an appetizer of dried liver treats. The entree will include Natural Balance Duck and Potatoe. Over dinner we will make a toast with a nice bowl of fresh cold water. Dessert, Frosty Paws ice screem. Our romantic evening will end with watching the Puppy Bowl. If you allow me, I will give you a little lick good night.
Benny (& Lily)
Pee S I am making the dinner from scratch

brooke said...

I love this! And the working out on the Gazelle had me LOLing!!! (I had a Gazelle a couple years ago and I could never use it with a straight face.)
Good luck finding Kitty a date!

Kelly said...

hehehe! Oh, I love this!

Good luck, Kitty! You are a CATCH- some boy will be very lucky to date you!!!

LuLu and Wally said...

My dearest Kitty,
You are oh so pretty.
If we went on a date,
we would go to the city.

I would take you to dine
someplace very fine.
We might even share
a nice bottle of wine.

And when we were done
having all of our fun,
we'd snuggle with sock monkey
til the morning sun.

We are two of a kind,
with our crazy wall-eyes.
So, I hope you forget
all of those other guys.

Wags 'n Kisses,
Wally ;)

Kellee the Caffeinated said...

Sorry no boys in our house... OMG the pic of her with the scarf on her head made me laugh sooo hard... I picture her an old russian woman... Hilarious!

Tucker said...

He he. I can't enter the contest because I wouldn't want my Valentine to be upset. I knows she could take me if she wanted to. BOL.

woof - Tucker

Minnie Moo said...

Lincoln says he will gladly date you. He has buggy eyes just like you. And he's a major kisser :) Muah!

Minnie Moo

Too Cute Pugs said...

We don't have any boys here around here but we think the guy who wins your heart will be one lucky doggie. And of course we don't want to see you in that kerchief again (actually Mommy does because she thinks you look adorables).

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Southern Fried Pugs said...

No boys here either. Just three single pugs and a single mom. Sigh.

The Daily Pip said...

BOL! This is hysterical! I promise not to let you turn into a cat lady. Now, I am 14 and probably way too old for you, but I am going to keep my eye out for a nice younger doggie just for you.

Your pal, Pip

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Oakley and Swisher said...

Hi Coco-

I would like to nominate my brother to be chosen as the lucky dog to win the date with Kitty. He's a cool little brother and I think he'd be a good choice. We hope to not be disqualified for not following the rules exactly, instead of typing a long comment we would like you to visit our blog and read his idea for the perfect date.
May the best dog win.

Lots of Licks,

Dana Orsborn said...

That is quite a sexy pose Kitty!
We love it! Daisy and I can't wait to read
about who your Valentine will be.

Dana & Daisy

Mia said...

No boys here, but since us girls have to look out for each other, I vote for Oakley!! He didn't just leave a comment, he and his brother did a whole post!!! I think you found a real keeper in Oakley, Kitty!!!

Hope you find the perfect date!!!



Kitty+Coco said...

Oh my dog! Kitty is just going to faint when she hears of her potential dates. You boys have some great date ideas for sures.

Mr. Pip- a girl can always use a bestie to man-fish for her, so keep your eye out for any young studs.

Sal- Thank you for your BatShi* compliment. Women pay to have that "surprised" botox look, so Kitty is ahead of the game :) I'm going to need your fashion advice for her date-night outfit!

Stay tuned tonight for embarrassing pics of Kitty getting ready for her big night..hehehe.